Friday, June 16, 2006

the latest rapper buffoon award goes to...

Jay-Z . he has nothing better to do with his time and money than begin a boycott of his former staple champagne, Cristal. first of all, nobody gives a shit about your damn alcoholic beverages, asshole. second, it seems your panties are in a wad because your illiterate self has no grasp of the English language. if you are too lazy to read the article, this rapper buffoon is offended that some head honcho at Cristal's manufacturing company said he viewed rappers appreciation of his champagne with "affection and serenity." he goes on to say that he can't forbid people from buying it and that any other high dollar bubbly maker would be "delighted to have their business." somehow, Jay-Z heard, "we hate blacks!!!" he's calling the company racist and pulling their product from his lounges. get over yourself, dumbass.

2 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

well there are several things:
1. jay z is not illiterate, he's actually very intelligent.
2. read between the lines, the guy is clearly saying he doesn't want a certain type of people drinking cristal
3. Jay can boycott whatever the fuck he wants. if rappers stop drinking cristal then normal people will stop drinking cristal to be like rappers, and finally oh finally cristal will have their precious credibiliy back and also make a 40% less profit.

6/17/2006 09:48:00 PM  
Blogger christine said...

1. yes, he's a brainless moron.
2. i can read between the lines, and the Cristal guy is clearly implying that he doesn't care for the "bling" or "hip hop" lifestyle. that doesn't mean black. if you think all black people are "bling" and/or "hip hop," maybe you're the racist. i don't blame Rouzaud for not wanting to be associated with lifestyles that glamorize violence and demean women, among other things.
3. Jay-Z can boycott whatever the hell he wants. i don't give a shit. i wrote him off as another ass cyst on the youth of America a long time ago. as for these normal people who are trying to be like Jay-Z...they are a bunch of illiterate buffoons, too.

6/17/2006 10:18:00 PM  

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