luscious locks

i was looking at my hair in the mirror last night trying to decide what tragic thing to do to it this time around when i decided i will probably not cut it. it's down to the middle of my back, and i was considering chopping all off which i have done in the past. i'm not some sappy woman who cries when i have to cut my hair. i mean, it grows back for Petey's sake. but then i noticed how healthy it is. i treat it like a wartime prisoner with copious amounts of bleach, dye, more bleach, hair products, and then another round of bleach, and it's still shiny, silky, and stunning. so rather than going short, i think i will mistreat it with more bleach...