splendid idea

one of the big bosses up here at my work told my supervisor that he wished 'we could just clone christine.' i think that's a great idea. i've been pushing for someone to clone me for quite some time just so that i could get everything done. but now i realize the other benefits. i wouldn't have to deal with everyone's inane conversation because everything i say is full of wit and wisdom. all of me would actually be literate and stunning. sure, we'd all watch a lot of TV, but that's okay when you are a good steward of your time. (and by being a good steward, i mean finding shortcuts for everything.) who can't see that this idea is something the US government should be endorsing with all of their money?