conversation of the day

this convo took place between me and Gold Digger. in case you're not aware, Gold Digger is my sister. she got a very detailed health screening at work.

Gold Digger: i got my health report. says i'm a man.

me: nice.

G.D.: i question its credibility now. says i need testicular self exams. maybe that just means i have balls.

me: perhaps.

G.D.: it has it in there twice?!

me: well i'm assuming you have two of them.

G.D.: i asked the ladies at the office if theirs said that, and they said no. weird.

and later that night when i reminded "her" to perform the self exam, i just got a big FU. see if i try to help him anymore.