conversation of the day
me: i had a dream you had to go into some witness protection type deal.
T.D.: really? did i get a whole new life? new family?
me: i guess. it was kind of sad because we knew we would never see you again.
T.D.: did i change my name to Maestro?
me: i don't know what your dumbass name was.
T.D.: ugh! i hope the dream comes true. i want new friendlier siblings. mines suck!
me: fuck you!