mutant noodles

i eat a lot of Campbell's Chicken Noodle Soup so i'm well aware of what the noodles are supposed to look like, and these specimens are not it. just look at them! they're not noodles, they're sheets of pasta. some stoned employee forgot to shape my noodles, and i demand restitution. i'm sending this exact photo along with a strongly worded letter to the Campbell's company. i'll let you know what transpires.