things i like (part II)
1. my new digital camera- not only did i get a spectacular deal on it (without using the five finger discount, by the way), but i didn't even have to shove one overzealous Christmas shopper into a pile of fake snow to get it. although, when i come to think of it, that may have actually made the experience better...
2. radishes- nothing is funnier than a radish. of all the root vegetables, radishes are by far the most happy.
3. coffee- what would i be without this heavenly beverage? i'd be a prostrate pile of worthlessness, that's what.
4. people who don't text me at 3 o'clock in the morning just to see if i'm awake- those people are courteous and considerate while the ones who participate in this practice are not. now, admittedly, i don't sleep so i was not really disturbed, but since i don't sleep, such texts are pointless. yes, i am awake at 3 o'clock in the morning.
2. radishes- nothing is funnier than a radish. of all the root vegetables, radishes are by far the most happy.
3. coffee- what would i be without this heavenly beverage? i'd be a prostrate pile of worthlessness, that's what.
4. people who don't text me at 3 o'clock in the morning just to see if i'm awake- those people are courteous and considerate while the ones who participate in this practice are not. now, admittedly, i don't sleep so i was not really disturbed, but since i don't sleep, such texts are pointless. yes, i am awake at 3 o'clock in the morning.
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