i work in hell.

yes, that's right- i work amidst brimstone and the gnashing of teeth. to clarify, the damn heat in this building will not turn off! the thermostat is possessed by the devil. i'm sure of it. no matter how many times a sweat drenched employee drags himself to the dial in an attempt to change it, the effort is futile. by the time each bedraggled coworker has returned to his/her desk, the thermostat has mysteriously returned itself to the setting labeled 'surface of the sun.' the water in my fish tank has almost entirely evaporated, and poor Monica is crouching in a corner savoring her last minutes of life. for the love of God, pray for our souls!!!