Monday, October 02, 2006

huffing paint at the maxi pad

since i'm such a worthless procrastinator, i waited until the last possible minute to write my short story and prepare for my "Blaming Your Mental Problems on Your Biology 3327" exam. so i decide to work on my short story before i go to work and pretend to work, and i smell paint. at first it's faint, and i can't put my finger on what the odor really is. then it's permeated my entire body, and i think i'm hallucinating which is fine because i am writing a sci fi story. (our assignment is to write a story that is not typical of your usual writing, and since i've never written science fiction, i opted for that genre.) it's coming along spectacularly, but that could be the paint talking. anyway, i think the smell is coming from Crotchtastic's old apartment. they must be dissolving the walls with paint thinner and than rebuilding them with paint. my head hurts.


Blogger tl said...

Half the natives around my area want to know where you live. They spend most of their time sniffing paint.
They'll take anything free.

10/04/2006 08:28:00 PM  
Blogger christine said...

huffing paint is so disgusting. it's up there with food from Applebee's.

10/06/2006 01:17:00 PM  
Anonymous Maxwell E. Pad said...

Speaking of Applebee's, did you know they keep their eggs in formaldehyde (at least they did up until 3 years ago)? Try this experiment, we used to do it all the time:
- ask the waitress if the eggs are kept in formaldehyde
- after she says no way, have her ask the manager
- she'll come back and confirm it, then probably say she'll be looking for a new job

We did this at about half a dozen Applebee's in WI, all said the same thing. Yeeeccchhh.

10/08/2006 11:35:00 PM  
Blogger christine said...

maxwell e. pad- to try that experiment, i would have to go to Applebee's. that, my friend, is simply out of the question. and why store eggs that way? on second thought, maybe i don't want to know.

10/13/2006 12:25:00 PM  

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