Monday, October 02, 2006

huffing paint at the maxi pad

since i'm such a worthless procrastinator, i waited until the last possible minute to write my short story and prepare for my "Blaming Your Mental Problems on Your Biology 3327" exam. so i decide to work on my short story before i go to work and pretend to work, and i smell paint. at first it's faint, and i can't put my finger on what the odor really is. then it's permeated my entire body, and i think i'm hallucinating which is fine because i am writing a sci fi story. (our assignment is to write a story that is not typical of your usual writing, and since i've never written science fiction, i opted for that genre.) it's coming along spectacularly, but that could be the paint talking. anyway, i think the smell is coming from Crotchtastic's old apartment. they must be dissolving the walls with paint thinner and than rebuilding them with paint. my head hurts.

4 Comments:

Blogger tl said...

Half the natives around my area want to know where you live. They spend most of their time sniffing paint.
They'll take anything free.
:)

10/04/2006 08:28:00 PM  
Blogger christine said...

huffing paint is so disgusting. it's up there with food from Applebee's.

10/06/2006 01:17:00 PM  
Anonymous Maxwell E. Pad said...

Speaking of Applebee's, did you know they keep their eggs in formaldehyde (at least they did up until 3 years ago)? Try this experiment, we used to do it all the time:
- ask the waitress if the eggs are kept in formaldehyde
- after she says no way, have her ask the manager
- she'll come back and confirm it, then probably say she'll be looking for a new job

We did this at about half a dozen Applebee's in WI, all said the same thing. Yeeeccchhh.

10/08/2006 11:35:00 PM  
Blogger christine said...

maxwell e. pad- to try that experiment, i would have to go to Applebee's. that, my friend, is simply out of the question. and why store eggs that way? on second thought, maybe i don't want to know.

10/13/2006 12:25:00 PM  

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