setting the tone
as soon as i arrived at work today, a coworker said, "morning," to which i replied, "God, i fucking hate people."
posted by christine on Saturday, September 30, 2006
things to chew on
what i'm reading
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Saturday, September 30, 2006
About Me
- Name: christine
- Location: Lubbock, Texas, United States
i have an IQ that rivals Einstein's, but instead of using my powers for good, i wreak havoc on the internet...and i like weasels.
Metamucil for the mind
- i quit.
- decisions, decisions
- accomplishments
- a list of things i plan to gorge on at the fair
- my bra squeaks.
- random shit
- TV
- you can do it!
- playing hooky
- if i was a Simpson character
4 Comments:
Morning people are sucky, I agree.
Now why would you go and tell God such a thing? Don't think he already knows it?
Bunny- not only are morning people sucky, but i think they're evil.
Mr.Fabulous- as long as you're not the cheery type, then sure. and the uniforms need a special pocket for my flask.
mushy- i don't use the F word when talking to God, but i do, however, use His name in vain. it's the least damning of my many vices so i won't be giving it up any time soon.
i just needed to make sure you weren't a closet optimist. i'm all for slapping people as long as our uniforms have gloves. i'm not big on touching people i don't know. to be honest, i'm not big on touching people i do know either. maybe we could just poke them with long, pointy sticks.
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