Sunday, April 27, 2008

life lesson #3

once again, i can't sleep so here goes...

when i was in high school, i used to drink heavily. often times during class. i had a McD's mug that was generally filled with vodka. other times, i drank plenty at lunch and then returned to school afterwards. drinking really does make school more fun. anyway, i went to a pretty big high school that was three stories. so one time as i sat happily drunk in my third floor Latin class when we had an unexpected fire drill. filing in an orderly manner down two flights of stairs is harder than it sounds after a few too many. luckily, all my classmates knew i was generally woozy from lack of food, sleep, and too much alcohol. so they guided me down the stairs so i wouldn't make a total spectacle of myself. so what's lesson #3? make sure your friends know your weaknesses and they get your back when you need it.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

What you call friends, I call buddies, and they never forget.

Shame, people arent always what you expect. If they were, what's the point of meeting them? It's a gamble. Times, a bad gamble.

Remember this, just cause you called them a frined, doesn't mean they will be one in the end. Protect yourself.

But also remember:

VINCENT: Did you just order a five-dollar shake?
MIA: Sure did.
VINCENT: A shake? Milk and ice cream?

MIA: Uh-huh.

VINCENT: It costs five dollars?


VINCENT: You don't put bourbon in it or anything?

BUDDY: Nope.

VINCENT: Just checking.

4/27/2008 04:37:00 AM  

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