geeky conversation of the day
peep: what i don't get is, with all of that technology, how come they can't invent doors that don't make so much noise when they open and close?
me: it's because they have that dumb blind bastard, Geordi, walking around! they can't very well have him standing in front of a door for ten minutes because it opened so quietly he didn't know about it. the Enterprise has to be handicapped accessible.
peep: oh. that makes sense.