it's never too early...for a salad.

i wish i had my own personal narrator.

iRack

too lazy to post so here's a vid.

wish this show had never been cancelled

i really wish my office environment was more exciting. our meetings
don't involve enough use of the F word, in my opinion. here's an
example of whati'd like to expect come December:



p.s. yes, instead of working, i'm watching clips of Arrested Development on YouTube.

new NIN vid

here's the new NIN vid. i kind of like the voyeuristic quality of it, and the new single comes out today. the remixes come out at the first of April. anyhoo, i hope you guys enjoy it if you haven't already seen it. i'm going jogging to burn off some calories since i've been stuffing my face all weekend in a pathetic attempt to bury my grief.

p.s. the vid was supposedly debuted via USB pen drives at the London show. what a cool idea.

sorry

i've been such a loser about posting lately. i've been inundated with school work and regular work. i've kept my eye out for videos and such to post, but i guess i'm not the only one that sucks because i haven't found anything good online. in fact, i looked for that creepy Shrimp Temptations commercial where the husband envisions his wife as a huge shrimp, but i can't find it anywhere. it's really disturbing, and i thought my equally disturbing readers would enjoy it. but, alas, you will have to imagine it if you haven't had the pleasure of seeing it. instead, i give you a clip of Salman Rushdie reading a particularly blasphemous clip of Satanic Verses. (i'm reading it for school, and several people have asked me about it so here's a taste.) apparently, death threats and such are no hindrance to ol' Rushdie as he enjoys reading this part of the novel on a regular basis. in it, there's a character named Salman whose job it is to write down the revelations of The Prophet (Mahound) as they are revealed by the angel Gabriel (Gibreel). needless to say, things get quite out of hand.

yikes

here's a vid of a bald monkey or something eating something. (pardon my inarticulacy. i'm tired.) anyhow, it's atop a building and looks like a gargoyle. i'd have pooped my pants if i'd seen it while traveling abroad. check it out about a minute in when it's sitting on the edge in gargoyle position. i'd strap some wings on that mother fucker and watch the people down below shriek in horror.

gargoyle