work

i am at work being bored so i decided to watch the boob tube. there is absolutely nothing on. i really don't get it. i have sixty million channels, and there is just crap. the absolute best thing i can find is a stupid Lifetime movie. it's about how a young, university student gets hazed to death. well, i guess about fifty percent of Lifetime movies follow that storyline. anyhow, this particular one stars a young Hilary Swank before she turned into a man. what? she's not really a man, you say? is she at least part rabbit? because she's got humongous front teeth.

childishly mistreating co-workers

-i announced rather loudly that a female co-worker was really a man.

-i sent an email to another one calling her a "caca face." (for those of you who don't know, caca is Spanish for poop.)

-i accused one of being elderly and senile.

-i arbitrarily fired one even though i don't have the power to do so.

*apparently being mean to co-workers goes both ways. i just got called a bastard.

back to work

i came back to work today. that means i will be blogging more regularly because it's a good way to avoid doing anything productive. also, i'm feeling much better so i'm not as bitter as i was last week.